What gif best describes your attempt at being holy?
Your Bible app watching you open Instagram again:
Them: We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty. Me: Of course you can come to church with me! I'll save you a seat!
D&D Ways to Start a Prayer
Jesus: Forgive them. Me: I hear you. But can I just make them pay a little bit? Me: Like forgive them but also you send some lightning their way or something? Jesus: ?
Holey one. Hole-in-one. Holy one.
When you realize you relate more to the villains of the Bible than the heroes...
Small Group Prayer
Proverbs 18
In your opinion, what's the most shocking Bible story?
Wish list: hippopotamus, two front teeth, Red Ryder range model air rifle with a compass in the stock, you
Is it too early to listen to Christmas music?
Give Me A Sign
How to tell a Christian's angry.
Me, exhausted, waiting for those eagles' wings.
Pro tip: Pray before you eat the free chips and salsa. The calories probably won’t disappear, but it couldn’t hurt, right?
How do you clean your face while you're asleep. A napkin. Happy Father's Day!
There's a seat with your name on it. (Not really, that would be creepy. But figuratively, yeah...)
On Wednesdays we wear a garment of praise for the spirit of heaviness. Isaiah 61:3 (Mean Girls Version)
Jesus, you turned water to wine. How about some of these bills into cash?
Wings of Eagles
Mary Had A Little Lamb
I forgave them, God. But feel free to send a plague or two.
Praying For Dinner
Gideon's search history. (1) Midianite weaknesses (2) does fleece hold dew? (3) lessons from movie "300" (4) surprise attacks with torches and trumpets
Happy Presidents' Day 2027. Remember to show your patriotism by buying discounted furniture.
Which character from the Bible would make the worst roommate?
Me realizing I have to forgive them 489 more times...
Our church has the second best group of people in town. (We're also humble.)
Me reading the Bible trying to find where it says I have to like and share a post to show I love Jesus.
