1 min: time it takes to make a new friend at church. 5 min: time it takes Pastor to finish praying. 2 hrs: time it takes to decide what to eat after church.

July 14, 2019

When you use “thus” in a prayer.

May 2, 2019

When a parent picks up their child from the nursery, the rest of the kids be like…

December 20, 2018

When you’re working on that new you but still love donuts.

December 14, 2018

Me not wanting to raise my hands. “Reckless Love”

December 13, 2018

I got 99 problems but reckless love ain’t one.

November 12, 2018

When the waiter asks if you’re done with your plate.

November 6, 2018

When the waiter asks if you saved room for dessert.

November 6, 2018

Jesus: I am the light of the world. Moths: Be right there!

October 24, 2018

Waking up for church on Daylight Savings Sunday like…

October 24, 2018

When you accidentally show up too early for church and wonder if you missed the rapture.

October 24, 2018

Let’s get this bread.

October 23, 2018