"Me: God, if I should follow my heart, give me a sign. The signs: (stop light, stop sign, don’t, u turn)"
"The Bible: Don’t be afraid. Also the Bible: *describes angels, UFOs, an enemy who wants to kill you, the stuff in Revelation…*"
When Pastor preaches about loving the unlovable and suddenly you get a bunch of encouraging text messages
Daniel slept in a lion's den, Peter slept in a prison, Jesus slept in a storm. No matter the circumstance, you can take a nap.
Some people are sweet, some salty, and some bitter, and some are even spicy. But all the flavors are necessary for what God’s making.
Jesus: Forgives me from every sin I’ve ever committed Me: Holds a grudge on the kid that made fun of me in fifth grade
"How I think forgiveness should feel as a Christian: *sun shining, bird singing* How it actually feels: *grumpy face*"
