Shadrach: This is lit! Haha. Son of man: Hey guys. Abednego: Wait, whose number is that? Meschach: Now it’s a p...

October 11, 2020

Parents, teach your children the concept of tithing. Halloween is coming up.

October 7, 2020

Side hugs, not drugs.

October 3, 2020

Before Moses cleared his search history: Normal for burning bushes to talk? How to make a pharaoh listen. worst plagu...

September 21, 2020

3 words. Pumpkin. Spice. Latte.

September 18, 2020

The loudest sounds on Earth: Concert speakers. Fireworks. Gunfire. Blue whale. Space shuttle. Siri activating in the ...

September 14, 2020

I don’t have a coffee problem. Also me: 8:30am. Drink coffee. 8:35am. Drink coffee.

September 8, 2020

Goliath: Am I a dog, that you come at me with sticks? David: You come against me with sword and spear and javelin, bu...

August 20, 2020

Solomon: If both women claim possession of the last donut, then the last donut shall be cut in half.

August 10, 2020

Noah’s search history: Does Ikea sell arks? How much food does every animal in the world eat? water falling fro...

August 7, 2020

Chick-fil-a should be opened today.

July 19, 2020

The devil probably writes his emails using Comic Sans font. (Just saying.)

July 6, 2020

Teenagers to Fourth of July fireworks: OK boomer

July 2, 2020

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4 horrible dad jokes: How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? A: 10 tickles. What do you call an ille...

June 20, 2020

The Old Testament summarized: God: Don’t do this thing. His people: We won’t. Two seconds later: So…...

June 16, 2020

People don’t need to be mean.

June 7, 2020

Before Pharaoh cleared his search history: – How to make foreign residents build pyramids. – What to do...

June 4, 2020

Me thinking I could ever be good enough to earn God’s love.

May 11, 2020

That feeling when you’re not sure your kids found all the eggs.

April 13, 2020

Kids Characters

April 2, 2020

You were raised to new life

March 10, 2020

Text conversation: Delilah: Why won’t you tell me the secret of your strength? Samson: Fine…it’s my...

March 4, 2020

Eve’s search history: do snakes talk? weird fruit poisonous? how to know if you’re naked. best leaves for...

February 19, 2020

Me when I see “invite your friend to church.”

February 16, 2020

When you realize the Armor of God doesn’t have pants.

February 6, 2020

Then the Pharisees went out and laid plans to trap him… – Matthew 22:15

January 12, 2020

When the guitar solo goes too far.

January 7, 2020

Me calculating when my first cheat day will be.

January 3, 2020

Text: Herod: Did you find the baby yet? GPS: Rerouting.

December 23, 2019

Misheard Christmas lyrics: He’s making a list, of chicken and rice… Yet in thy dark streets China… Don we...

December 3, 2019

Thanksgiving Pie Chart

November 19, 2019

Jesus multiplying loaves of bread: This is how I roll.

November 15, 2019