Do you pronounce it data or data?

May 9, 2019

What’s your most used gif response?

May 8, 2019

Let’s taco bout: Cinco de Mayo

May 5, 2019

When you use “thus” in a prayer.

May 2, 2019

Type “I’m late for work because” and let autocomplete finish your excuse.

April 26, 2019

What’s the funniest April Fools’ prank you’ve ever seen?

April 1, 2019

Kids training for the Easter egg hunt like…

March 20, 2019

Lost: One hour of sleep.

March 10, 2019

Coffee sizes: Tall, Venti, Daylight Saving Sunday

March 9, 2019

Tag someone who always sings the wrong words to songs.

February 10, 2019

Groundhog Day: Did you know, in Germany, it’s not a groundhog… It’s a badger that predicts more winter or...

February 2, 2019

Four main Christmas food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns, and syrup.

December 21, 2018

When a parent picks up their child from the nursery, the rest of the kids be like…

December 20, 2018

When you’re working on that new you but still love donuts.

December 14, 2018

Me not wanting to raise my hands. “Reckless Love”

December 13, 2018

I got 99 problems but reckless love ain’t one.

November 12, 2018

“Parents, please stop creating fictional characters to manipulate your children.” – Santa

November 7, 2018

When the waiter asks if you’re done with your plate.

November 6, 2018

When the waiter asks if you saved room for dessert.

November 6, 2018

Hipsters: Be sure to turn your old-timey clocks back one hour tonight. Everyone else: You’re fine. Your clocks probab...

November 2, 2018

Jesus: I am the light of the world. Moths: Be right there!

October 24, 2018

Waking up for church on Daylight Savings Sunday like…

October 24, 2018

When you accidentally show up too early for church and wonder if you missed the rapture.

October 24, 2018

Let’s get this bread.

October 23, 2018

If your boss were a song, which would they be?

October 16, 2018

Donut give up

June 1, 2018

What’s the worst movie you’ve ever seen?

May 22, 2018

Describe your mom using emojis.

May 11, 2018

What gif describes your feelings about losing an hour of sleep tonight?

March 10, 2018

Describe your Monday using a movie title.

March 5, 2018

Ugly Sweater Party

November 16, 2017

What’s the most creative costume you’ve seen?

October 25, 2017