Pay to the Order of: Sinner. Death.

April 7, 2021

David’s shopping list: Bread for brothers. Sling. Five stones. Sword (crossed out) Never mind, I’ll get o...

March 21, 2021

Planet: I declare the glory of God. Star: Me too. Star: Ditto.

March 15, 2021

Error message. Samson, are you sure you want to tell Delilah the secret of your strength? She’s already betraye...

March 11, 2021

Select all images that show what can separate us from the love of God. Verify.

March 7, 2021

Jesus’ run. Start walking.

March 2, 2021

That moment when the worship team plays “your song”

February 21, 2021

Church. Ingredients: – tons of imperfect people – one guy who sings way too loud – one focus: God &...

February 11, 2021

Me thinking about all the resolutions I’ve already broken.

January 30, 2021

I NEED A HUGe amount of coffee

January 21, 2021

Let autocorrect finish this verse: What does the LORD require of you, but to do…

January 19, 2021

You have been swallowed by a whale.

January 16, 2021

The brain of a worshiper: raise hands. hope they do another bridge. clap. sing like no one’s listening. drum on...

January 12, 2021

Who would you choose as a roommate? Noah, but a steady stream of animals come through your house. Jonah, but he still...

January 7, 2021

Bible character New Year’s resolutions. Jonah: stay away from boats and open water this year. Eve: learn more a...

January 3, 2021

The last digit in your phone number is the reindeer you are on Santa’s sleigh

December 23, 2020

Ruin a Christmas song by changing one word of its title.

December 13, 2020

Bethlehem Hotel. Mary: I need a room for December 24th. Hotel: Sorry, we have no more rooms available. Mary: I’...

December 8, 2020

Mary’s search history: angel Gabriel. how to tell your boyfriend you’re pregnant. donkey rentals. AirBnb ...

December 4, 2020

Me thinking about all the food I’m going to eat tomorrow.

November 25, 2020

Zacchaeus’s search history: platform shoes. how to climb a sycamore tree. last-minute catering. does Jesus have...

November 21, 2020

Fasting. Is not: Upgrading your internet speed. Is: Abstaining from something to focus on God.

November 19, 2020

Which celebrity would you least want to be in a small group with?

November 12, 2020

Google me, God, and know my ❤️. – Psalm 139:23 (Millennial Version)

November 7, 2020

Me: I’ll take it from here, God. Me taking it from here:

November 4, 2020

If you could eliminate one candy from Halloween, which would it be: A. Candy Corn B. Smarties C. Tootsie Rolls D. Bla...

October 30, 2020

Which celebrity would you invite to your Bible study?

October 27, 2020

Opening the Bible for that special word from God, and instead you get…

October 20, 2020

Rank your boss on a scale from 10 to “they follow me on social media so I’m gonna say 10.”

October 16, 2020

Shadrach: This is lit! Haha. Son of man: Hey guys. Abednego: Wait, whose number is that? Meschach: Now it’s a p...

October 11, 2020

Challenge: List the name of every pet you had growing up.

October 8, 2020

Parents, teach your children the concept of tithing. Halloween is coming up.

October 7, 2020